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Substitute For Sex

by Chocolate

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1.
Kittredge 03:21
KITTREDGE Conspiracies on darkened nights. They shape events. And rivalries combine With so-called accidents. I live on the East side. I wait for the long nights. I kid myself that I'm gonna shut 'em down. To let it out you have to shout about it. They'll tear you apart unless you're sure about it.
2.
S.O.F.T. 01:25
S.O.F.T Lay me down and love me. I'm all that I can be, but I missed again. There's a wedding in Reading And it's sad old fucker time. (Oooohh, sad old fucker time) (Oooohh, sad old fucker) Stupid job, stupid clothes. Stupid hair, stupid homes. Dumb read, dumb shoes, Sad fucker gonna lose. Positive thought just 6 feet short. I got a good deal on a new personality. But don't come around here 'cos I'll hide. Nothing is where it's supposed to be. (Oooohh, sad old fucker time) (Oooohh, sad old fucker) Stupid job, stupid clothes. Stupid hair, stupid homes. Dumb read, dumb shoes, Got the gun sucking blues
3.
Painless 02:50
PAINLESS You're showing yourself up so bad. Always going back on your promises. I can't believe you anymore Didn't know it could get as bad as this. I've been looking for an honesty. I can't seem to find it anywhere. The stink is so bad in this rat hole. I'd better buy myself some fresh air. But don't you worry, Because it's painless when you're buried. It's so painless. It's just your point of view. That's all I'm holding you to. You think I think you're playing... I wasn't going to say it.
4.
Evening Star 02:25
EVENING STAR Ken's been selling papers Everyday for a hundred years Or so it seems to me. I come and go but he's always there. When I get back Counting his coppers in the corner of the room. When I get back Binman's been searching these streets a long time. Been going through the rubbish chin in hand. I come & go but he's always there When I get back Holding his order-book & standing in a line When I get back
5.
BOBBY TOLD ME She said, "I've got it written in a book And I'll tell the world on Monday. Because I'm tired of being used & dumped. I'll let you know what Bobby told me." I said, "Have you told anyone else about this?" The phone is ringing, "It's me & I'm helpless. Come over and see me tonight. Come over and save me tonight, But don't tell anyone else about this." I'm not sorry for you. Bobby's girl is turning blue. "Book me on a charter flight. Just get me out of L.A." I said, "This is dangerous stuff." "She had to die, I guess that's too tough, And don't tell anyone you saw me here today."
6.
WALKING APPETITES Life is lived by other people's rules. Long-dead arbiters of moralistic fire. Principles are adapted and adopted. Just to suit the times. We have no choice we are not free We are of some thing. We have no voice we cannot see We return to nothing. We can ask questions or we can live & die. We can ask questions or we can close our eyes. We're told what to wear/eat/hear. You cannot buy what's not there. We're told what to read/watch/need. You cannot buy what's not there. Why did you smoke when you were 10 years old? Why do you do everything that you've been told?
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Bang Juice 03:41
BANG JUICE It's everywhere, I've got people in my hair. I haven't got that much to spare And it really isn't fair, it really isn't fair. It isn't right, that's no way to spend your life. Waiting for the fish to bite. And beating up your wife. You shouldn't beat up your wife. Jerry Lee. How much does he see? Is it more than you or me? He's as mad as can be. Phil & Don, they just could not get on. They were together for so long. And now one of them has gone Cousin Dan, he nearly drowned in a can. But he was saved by Mr Ham. And he grew to be a man. You're gonna lose. You've already cooked your goose. Shot up too much blues. And you've used up all your Bang Juice.

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Chocolate's debut release from 1993; a time when punk rock went major-label-crazy and Ed, Wolfie and John felt the need to do something truly snotty, immediate and slightly ramshackle. They had a lot of fun....and yes, the lead vocals are perhaps missing a bit of 'oomph', but we like to think that they're charmingly laid back.

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released January 1, 1993

Bass – Wolfie Retard
Drums, Backing Vocals – John Ruscoe
Guitar, Vocals – Ed Wenn

Recorded 7th June 1993 at Purple Studios Great Yarmouth
Songs written by Ed Wenn & arranged by Chocolate
Engineer – Rupert Coulson
Producer – Hank Chinaski, Randy Cuisine
CD Art Layout – Stephen Constable
Photography – Rachael Farrar & Claire Howe

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Chocolate London, UK

Chocolate was put together by Ed Wenn in late 1992 and survived, in a variety of configurations, until 1999; filling the years between the end of Sink and the start of K-Line. Successive line-ups featured members of Elmerhassel, Stupids, Optimum Wound Profile, Sink, Yardman, Understand & Big Ray. ... more

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